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Maybe you’ve been lucky enough in your life to have had some earth-shatteringly good sex. And by that we mean the sex that was jaw-dropping, mind-blowing, show-stopping. Something to relive in your wet dreams and remember fondly in your old days.
But ask yourself this: Was it world record-breaking sex?
If you enjoy sex, as most people do, you might assume that holding an erotic world record is the best thing ever. After all, there is no cooler way of impressing your partner(s) than by showing them that no one has better skills than you, right? Well, not always
Here is a list of all the greatest sex world records that are totally wild and definitely NSTTAH (Not Safe To Try At Home).
Read on to learn all about the world’s wildest, steamiest, most thrilling, and sometimes downright shocking sex records.
1. The Longest Masturbation Session
In 2009, a man named Masanobu Sato won the endurance competition at the annual Masturbate-a-thon fundraiser hosted by San Francisco’s Center for Sex & Culture, the organization aiming to promote sexual health to prevent AIDS and other sexual diseases. This event first surfaced in the ‘90s to destigmatize solo sex and self-pleasure.
What was Sato’s time, you ask? A whopping 9 hours and 58 minutes. The previous record belonged to Masanobu also, with 9 hours 33 minutes.
He later said: “Twice I felt I couldn’t go on. I imagined my many supporters in Japan including my girlfriend, family, co-workers etc… I can’t let them down.”
Now, we know he doesn’t mean ‘imagine’ sexually, but we are still struggling with how his family was supposed to get excited at their son/brother/nephew beating off for nearly 10 hours. It is a feat, admittedly, but the idea that not being able to masturbate for roughly 10 hours may disappoint them… Well, it would be interesting to find out if they were angry he couldn’t hold out for 2 more minutes?
By the way, Sato used Japanese pornos to prepare for this event. Those short movies “made in Japan” might be well worth checking out!
2. The Strongest Vagina
Tatyana Kozhevnikova, a 44 years old Russian gymnast, officially holds the world record for “vagina weightlifting”, where she uses an apparatus (in the form of a wooden egg) inserted into her vagina to hoist weights. She has done vigorous training for the past 20 years to build her inner muscles and can now lift up to 31 pounds (14 kilograms) between her legs. Tatyana became famous when she showed off her skills on “The Body Shocking Show.”
She runs her own business, “The International School of Intimate Gymnastics” where she coaches men and women. Tatyana states that her muscles lost a lot of strength after she gave birth. She has studied a lot on the subject and worked around 5 years to regain her previous strength. According to Kozhevnikova, it’s enough to exercise your vagina for 5 minutes a day and in just one week you should be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.
3. The Greatest Ejaculation
There is a man able to impregnate a woman even when keeping social distance (a COVID-safe pregnancy method). An American by the name of Horst Schultz can ejaculate at a distance of up to 18 feet 9 inches or almost six meters (5 meters and 71.5 centimeters /571.5 cm/22,637 inches to be exact). He is responsible for a jet stream of semen traveling at 42.7 miles (69 kilometers) per hour. It is believed that he also holds the record for the highest ejaculation at 12 feet 4 inches or more than 3.5 meters.
However, according to a Mel Magazine article, these numbers are completely unsubstantiated. It’s not even clear if this Horst Schultz character is a real person or just an urban legend — something like an Abominable Sperm-man.
4. The Most Sexual Partners
How many people can one person have sex with in a lifetime? For the majority of folks it would be a mere handful. However, if the claims are true, some famous men have slept with thousands of women. Hugh Hefner from Playboy boasted about having sex with up to 2,000 women – and that’s not even that many in comparison to some other alpha males. Fidel Castro, the Cuban dictator, is actually on the top of the list, as his friends report that he had sex with two women every day of his adult life, summing up to a total of 35,000 sexual partners.
And how about the ladies? A woman named Ania Lisewska, who is not a prostitute, is actually trying to break the record by having sex with 100,000 men around the world. True to her goals, Lisewska intends to meet men through her official website and a social media page. Good luck with it!
5. The Biggest Gangbang + The fastest change of sex partners
One of the most eccentric sex records one comes across is held by the American adult actress Lisa Sparks (alternatively spelled “Sparxxx”), born in 1976 in Kentucky, USA, who is said to have slept with exactly 919 men in a single day. Technically, she achieved this bizarre feat in only 12 hours.
Lisa Sparks set this rather unusual record on October 16, 2004 (back then at the age of 28), in the city of Warsaw, Poland in the framework of the adult convention “Eroticon”. As seen in footage from the event, the porn star simply lied comfortably on a table and used a lot of lube while men were taking turns. According to the organizers of the event, in order to set the record, the men were only allowed 45 seconds each with the actress. We just really hope that they all used condoms or another equally reliable protection against STD.
No one seems to have been able to out-bang Lisa Sparxxx since that fateful day in 2004, so she remains the reigning champ. And frankly, it’s a tall order — there’s not enough lube in the entire solar system to keep the chafing from almost a thousand partners at bay. We salute you and your steel vagina, Ms. Sparxxx.
6. The Oldest Prostitute
Sheila Vogel-Coupe is known as the oldest prostitute in Great Britain, and maybe the oldest in the world. She was still working at the age of 85 and raked in £250 an hour for raunchy romps. Serving as many as 10 clients a day (all of them way younger than her), at her 85 years Sheila had more notches on her bedpost than most twentysomethings.
She went on the game only four years before (aged 81), after struggling with loneliness following the death of her second husband, aeronautical engineer Noel Coupe, in 2004.
British Channel 4 released a documentary “My Granny the Escort,” about her and two other elderly prostitutes (a 64-year-old Beverley – a grandmother who entertains men at her suburban home, and 57-year-old Sophie who invites clients to her isolated country pad for romps). In that documentary Sheila said she had simply felt lonely and loved sex, so she decided to turn it into a business. The sex worker wearing a mini-skirt, suspenders and black patent heels added “I know I am very sexy and I love how men see something special in me.” Sheila plans to pursue this career as long as she can. Way to go, Granny!
7. The First Man to Give Birth
Born Tracy LaGondino and having undergone gender-realignment treatments and surgery back in 2002, Thomas Beatie is legally registered as “male”. Since his wife was infertile, Thomas decided to keep his female reproductive organs. He went through an artificial insemination in order to get pregnant and gave birth to his first child in 2007. He has since given birth to 3 kids, becoming the first official male to give birth.
8. The Biggest Collection of Penises: 282 Specimens
If you’ve got a yen for general erotic art, The World Erotic Art Museum, located in Miami Beach, has thousands of works for you to browse. Should you be looking specifically for a collection of more than 200 penises, then take the next flight to Iceland.
Once in Reykjavik make sure to take a stop at the Icelandic Phallological Museum (https://phallus.is/en/), which is open from 10 am to 6 pm and boasts a treasure of 282 specimens from 93 different species of animals. You’ll see whale penises, you’ll see fox penises, you’ll see penises belonging to characters from Icelandic folklore. That’s a lot of dicks in one place, folks! Bring your own condoms.
Honorable Mention: The Egyptian pharaoh Menephta ordered penile amputations of a Libyan army he had just vanquished in battle in 1300 BCE. His men collected 13,000 penises that day. What a way to humiliate enemies…
To be clear: Most of the above-mentioned sex records aren’t exactly #goals. (Well, perhaps aside from that nine-hour masturbation session and being sexually active at age 85. It is good to see such devoted sexual self-care 😉
Anyway, sex is almost always best when the stakes are low — when you and your partner(s) aren’t angling to achieve anything or break any records. The only record worth breaking is the Sexual Joy and Happiness Record, which isn’t technically a category but definitely should be.
Make sure to read “Unbelievable Sex World Records PART TWO” for more fascinating sex-facts!
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