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We have collected 33 super sexy oddities that are guaranteed to make you feel kind of weird but in a good way. But hey, some of the freaky records below are downright chaste. For instance, not only is there a virgin who’s fathered fifteen children (and counting), but there’s plenty to learn about the world’s tallest couple and the longest marriage.
Enjoy the fourth and last part of our “33 Unbelievable Sex World Records” series.
26. The Longest Masturbation Session
Remember when we described the Japanese champion, who established a world masturbation record twice and was short of hitting the ten-hour-mark? Well, guess what? Someone actually beat him at staying hard without cumming.
A man by the name of Drake Hardy was able to crank his hog for 10 hours and 10 minutes straight. Being a 40-year-old bisexual man with a master’s degree in physical sciences, he understood the physical changes occurring and paired this knowledge with tantric principles. You could say that’s where the west met the east, right?
“I knew I could beat it,” Hardy told Mel Magazine (pardon the pun). “Actually, I’ve beaten the record, but by myself, without a witness. I figured there’s a world record for something I happen to be pretty good at, and have a chance of beating. Who hasn’t dreamed of being the best in the world at something?”
Male masturbation is commonly viewed as a ‘quick and dirty’ event; a furtive, spur-of-the-moment act to temporarily calm an ever-present urge, rather than a planned-out affair. However, Hardy called it ‘extended me-time.’ So he continued prolonging his pleasure for over ten hours non-stop.
Now he can ask everyone the question “So You Think You Can Wank?”
27. Queen of Queefs Competition / The Most Queefs Ever Recorded: 93 in 30 Seconds
For those who are less literate in yonic expulsions, a queef is a form of vaginal fart sound that escapes the vagina when built-up air pressure is released, especially after or during sex.
In 2009, Howard Stern, an American radio and TV personality,hosted a queefing championship. Out of nowhere appeared Abby, an unassuming nurse and mother of two, who (as it turned out) happened to have tremendous control of her vagina. Her achievement seems to defy all logic and scientific principles. Standing on stage in her underwear and ready to queef her way into the record books, Abby unleashed an astounding fusillade of p*ssy burps – 93 in 30 seconds. She was officially crowned Queef Queen.
Abby has actually found a way to make some money with her special talent: “I went to a strip club once and told a group of guys I could queef and they each paid me $20 to hear me queef. They took turns putting their heads down below so they could hear it.”
One thing is certain now: next time you accidentally queef, you won’t feel as embarrassed. You could even bring up this fun fact.
28. The Virgin Father of 15 and counting
A 36-year-old man in San Francisco is believed to have fathered 15 children despite never having had sex. Can a virgin be ‘the father of 15 kids’? Yes, if he is a ‘sexual donor’ and a ‘fertility philanthrop’, which are terms coined by Trent Arsenault. This self-professed ‘tech-geek’, found himself in a unique position after launching a website in 2006, becoming a do-it-yourself sperm donor and giving his semen away to whoever asked. He describes himself as a “donorsexual,” with 100% of his libidinal energy channeled into producing sperm for childless couples to have babies.
Trent was a part of a growing movement of peer-to-peer sperm donation that bypassed regulated banks, and in some cases dropped the customary anonymity, but this donor went further, offering unusual transparency by posting records on his website, including STD-test results, his driver’s license, family photos, and a link to his Facebook page.
“I will probably be the 40-year-old virgin,” he said. “Except I’ll have 15 plus kids.”
Trent Arsenault has actually met some of his children, like the 23-month-old daughter named Analise. “I’m trying to not get too emotional,” he said. “I’m just extremely happy that she’s healthy and in a loving home. I hope she has the gene of compassion and that her parents nurture that.”
You could say “respect for this selfless man!”, but unfortunately the FDA had a different opinion. Having learned what Arsenault was up to (probably a local sperm bank had tipped the agency off) it launched an investigation, eventually issuing a “cease manufacture” order. So no more free sperm donations from Trent? On the contrary! This donor keeps fighting.
The showdown between man and state on the free-sperm frontier drew predictable media interest, which in turn generated considerable outreach from strangers, almost all overwhelmingly supportive. Since appearing on various television news programs, this ‘dangerous rogue breeder’ has received hundreds of encouraging emails and became a poster boy for an entire generation of new DIY donors. The requests for Trent’s own sperm have only increased. He is adding an average of three new prospective mothers to his portfolio each month.
29. The Longest Marriage
Zelmyra Fisher, born in 1907, and her husband Herbert Fisher, born in 1905, tied the knot on May 13, 1924 in North Carolina and remained in relationship until the husband’s death in 2015. According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the two had been married 86 years, 9 months, and 16 days as of February 27, 2011. Painfully sweet, isn’t it?
30. World’s Longest Kiss
According to Guinness, the longest kiss on record lasted a staggering 58 hours, 35 minutes, and 58 seconds. Who were the marathon kissers? Thailand’s citizens, Ekkachai Tiranarat and Laksana Tiranarat. They achieved the record smooch at an event organized by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! in Pattaya, Thailand in 2013.
31. Woman Who Birthed the Most Kids / The Most Prolific Mother
Since there was no internet and no Netflix in 18th Century Russia, people either struggled to survive or had sex (which is also kind of a fight to survive, right?). Mrs. Valentina Vassilyeva and her husband Feodor Vassilyev, peasants from Russia, broke the world record by having 69 children together. 69! Not that we do not love the number 69, but wow! After all, most people wish for something between zero and three kids, since taking care of your offspring is a lot of work, and no one likes going through the pain of childbirth.
You can safely say that the world’s most fertile woman, who lived between 1707-1782, was a true power-lady. In between 1725-1765 Valentina gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 triplets and 4 quadruplets. She had 27 births at total. 67 out of 69 babies managed to survive.
Fun fact: after her death, Feodor Vassilyev remarried and had 18 more children with his second wife, for a total of 87. That’s a lot of sex! According to the latest reports, 84 of them lived, and only three were buried.
Nowadays, Leontina Albina from Chile (now in her sixties and resident of San Antonio) is the most prolific living mother. She holds the record with 64 babies. Leontina is followed by Livia Ionce with 44 babies.
32. First Couple to be Shown in Bed Together on TV
The first couple to ever be shown together in bed on American television was, hmm…(how do we put it?) well loved among children! They were Fred and Wilma Flintstone of The Flintstones in 1960. And you can be sure that they made the bed rock (pun intended) 😉
Honorable Mention: Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Nyota Uhura (played by William Shatner and Nichelle Nichols, respectively) locked lips in the first ever interracial kiss broadcast on American TV in a 1968 episode of Star Trek titled ‘Plato’s Stepchildren’. They paved the way for more diversity in mainstream media. Well done!
33. The world’s deepest vagina: 48 cm/18 inches!
Anna Swan, who was a giant from Canada, holds a record for the deepest vagina. Born in 1846 as the third of 13 children, she was the only giant in her family, growing to 2.10 meters at the age of 15.
As a grown-up, the lady was 2.43 meters/95 inches tall and weighed around 187 kg/412 pounds. Her extreme body measurements can be an indicator of this peculiar record.
Anna joined a circus when her body became recognized for being this huge. She met her partner during one of the circus shows. Martin Bates was another giant (from Scotland) with 2.32 meters/91 inches (so 11 centimeters smaller than his wife). The couple married in 1871 in London and they still hold the record for being the tallest couple on the earth!
Anna gave birth to the world’s largest baby on June 18th, 1879. This baby girl was 11.7 kg/25 pounds and 86.36 cm/33 inches when she was born. However, the baby has not survived and Anna lost her life due to complications of this birth. The records about the baby are held in the Cleveland Health Museum today.
That’s it Folks! We have reached the end of our list of 33 Unbelievable Sex World Records.
From masturbation-marathons, octogenarian prostitutes, birthing 69 children, to heavy-lifting vaginas, there’s no shortage of amazing things humans can do with their bodies. Clearly, that old saying is true: Every person really is good at something — even if the special talent is rocketing your semen into space.
Dear Readers, which sexual world record would you like to break? How about starting with making your partner(s) feel amazing every time you have sex? Every.Single.Time.
Have fun!
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